Picked up my new car.

Holy fuck. This thing needs help... Well... I was looking for a winter project. I got one.

Not so good with Fantasy sports.

Fantasy Football. I'm not gett'in it. I'm not used to loosing at stuff... perhaps I should challange these guys in a game fo Soul Calibur 2.

Dodgegasmic

I am here in shakopee, MN at adodge Full Throttle event. I get two tickets here to drive SRT vehicles, ammong other dodges and chryslers.

I'm gunna blow my load before the end of the day.

Piss on Downtown Minneapolis

This is what I Think of the LaSalle Plaza

Broke my phone... oh well.

Its taken me a while... many years in fact, and I finally broke a screen on my phone... an expensive son of a bitch too. Good thing I had a spare lay'in around!
That will teach me not to leave it in a pair of pants I throw on the floor.

You Thought Lunch Was Safe

Mmmmmm. Lunch time. What’s this? An innocent looking Ford Mustang GT? Lunch has got to be safe. Right?

WRONG!


AHHH! My tacos!!! AHHH!!!! Someone save my tacos!

but they were already eaten... ba baa baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!